Reports by Consumers

A consumer reports on the process of buying a phone and how she came to realize her cell phone was a metaphor for her husband.

As I pondered the various types of cell phones and the features, I had a realization: husbands are like cell phones. How is this so? With cell phones (and their calling plans), you can't get exactly what you want. You can't pick and choose exactly the features you want at the price you want to make the perfect customized-for-you phone with calling plan. And you can't do that with a husband either.

A wise woman once told me: ...